How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None, that's a hardware issue!
Why did the Higgs Boson go to church? For the mass!
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This joke is about UDP, but I’m not sure you’ll get it.
Do you know the difference between a customs officer and a dentist? There is none, they both do cavity searches!
How many witches does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends what they are changing it into!
(Tom) - What is a ghosts favorite dessert? Ice scream!
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