I'm upset, I took the shell off my snail thinking it'd make him faster. If anything it made him sluggish!

How do Christmas trees get ready for a night out? They spruce up!

Why did the killer whale learn the flute? He wanted to be part of the Orca-Stra! Why is the ocean so clean? It has mermaids!

What do you call birds that stick together? Vel-crows!